Buffalo Calf Road Woman & The Women of Little Bighorn
WARNING: Strong language and graphic descriptions of body mutilation. These ladies did not play.
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Buffalo Calf Road Woman was a Cheyenne woman from the 19th century in her mid 20’s with a husband and a four-year-old daughter. She lived in the Northwestern United States on the Great Plains around what is now known as Montana. She was present at the Battle of Little Bighorn, and it was she who knocked General Custer off his high horse and down into the dirt to meet his fate.
General George A. Custer became an American folk hero thanks to the efforts of his weird ass wife Libbie. She married Custer, even though her dad told her not to, and of course Daddy was right. Custer slept around on her and promised to quit gambling but never did. In addition to that gambling debt, he was deep in with some bad speculating on some railroad stock which he had made with someone else’s money. I don’t know exactly what that means, but it sounds bad. He flat out deserted the army in 1867 and was court martialed, but the army needed someone for their dirty work, so they brought back a dirty man. It was after his death that his wife went on a 57-year mission to make him a hero. No one really wanted to contradict this poor, grieving woman while she was alive, and by the time she died 57-years after The Battle there were statues and buildings named after the dude. Now everyone thinks he’s practically a Founding Father, when he’s really just some guy who got what was coming to him.
A Week Before Little Bighorn
At the Battle of Rosebud on June 17, 1876, Buffalo Calf Road Woman had ridden into battle with her husband Black Coyote, but it wasn’t going so well, and the braves started retreating. Buffalo Calf’s brother, Chief Comes-In-Sight, was laying wounded on the battlefield and the U.S. troops were coming for him. Buffalo Calf sees this, turns around, and charges in to save him when none of the other braves would (lame). She’s on her horse, zeroing in, dodging bullets, and she scoops him up and saves her brother. The Sioux and Cheyenne male warriors see this and now they’re pumped up! Fuck yeah, Girl! They charge back in, inspired, and win the battle. They named it the Battle Where the Girl Saved Her Brother.
Eight Years Before Little Bighorn
What makes the Battle of Little Bighorn 10% more messed up is that in 1868 General Custer sat down with Chief Medicine Arrows and they smoked a peace pipe. Literally. They had been fighting for a long time and they went through the whole ceremony of sitting together to talk it out and smoke the pipe together. It held tobacco mixed with kinnikinic, which has a narcotic effect, so everyone was real chill. Custer made a promise to never attack or make war with the Cheyenne again and Chief Medicine Arrows said (and I’m paraphrasing here) “That’s good, ‘cause we’ll fucking kill you if you do.”
When Custer wasn’t looking, a Cheyenne named Stone Forehead had knocked the ashes from the pipe into his boots to hold him to his promise. They were probably all looking around the tipi at each other thinking this dude won’t keep his promise for a decade…
Okay, now come back
The goal of the U.S. Army at this point in time was to round up indigenous people and confine them to reservations so that white people could use their land. Until that land looked good. Gold had been found in the Black Hills of Dakota that were especially sacred to the Native American people… the Army discovered they needed those hills too. The plan was for Generals Custer, Terry, Crook, and Colonel Gibbon to meet up together with troops. Then, they would send a scout to locate the Native Americans, surround the people, force them to surrender and move to reservation land. A simple and solid plan.
The plan fell apart right away. General Crook never showed, so the other 3 Stooges decided to forge ahead without him. They sent Custer and his cavalry ahead to surround the people and wait for reinforcements. So, he went ahead of the group to wait, but he’s started to get paranoid that the ‘enemy’ knew they were there. He decided that he couldn’t wait for the others, it had to be NOW! They must attack NOW! Earlier they had sent out a scout that had placed the Native American numbers at around 800 fighting me. Fire that dude.
Custer gathered them up, all his commanders and troops and divided his 600 men into battalions to attack the 10,000 people in the valley below.
June 25, 1876
This brings us to the Battle of Little Bighorn, the quintessential example of fucking around and finding out. Custer even did this stupid thing called “Coloring the Horses”, which pissed his own men off. When he came over the hill into the valley to murder all those innocent people, he wanted it to look nice and pretty, so he made some of his officers switch their horses so they would be color coordinated with their men. Apparently, it had strategic value in the Civil War, but not here. Now Custer was just looking for aesthetics while committing genocide.
He divided his men into 4 battalions. The first stayed back with the supplies and we can call them the Lucky Bastards. The other 3 were led by General Custer, Major Reno, and Captain Benteen respectively. Custer went North with his 209 men. Reno and Benteen came from the South to attack. Reno went in first and immediately noped right back out of there. Benteen came to try to help him, and they met on Reno’s Hill (what are the odds?), minus a couple dozen men, to try to figure out what in the hell just happened. They could hear the heavy fire, pleas, and screaming coming from Custer’s position to the North. Though Reno and Benteen received Custer’s orders; “Come On” “Big Village” “Bring Packs”, they later admitted they did not respond and remained on Reno’s Hill until evening.
It had been quiet in the camps that morning. Normally, the women would have risen with the sun to start making food for their families, but they had been up late the night before, packing and preparing for a journey ahead of them. However, Pretty White Buffalo had woken up early to make a meal for her brother who had come by. A Cheyenne man could approach a woman’s lodging door and expect to be fed - if he asked her with respect.
Antelope had joined some friend who were bathing in the river, and Moving Robe was picking turnips in the Southern Hills. From where she was, Moving Robe could see the first clouds of dust as the soldiers approached. A warrior rode up to her group and told the women, children, and elderly to run and hide in the hills farther beyond. The group turned and ran into the hills to hide. Moving Robe ran towards the village and her family.
When the camps were attacked the women, children, and vulnerable were sent to the hills above the Sioux camp , where they could still see the battle. But not all women were sent away, because not all the women were vulnerable.
Some women were seen regularly on the battlefield. Antelope would follow her nephew Noisy Walking into battle. She was his hype man, singing “Strong Heart Songs” to him in battle to keep him pumped up.